Do you manage bands?

Hard pass. We will however offer friendly advice based on our years of touring and booking experience.

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Are you promoters?

Fuck no. Although, we will offer thoughts on best practices for promoting events.

 

Do you only book shows then?

Correct. We offer strategic and consistent short run tours for DIY artists in the United States and United Kingdom.

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What the hell is a “short run tour”?

We made it up. Chill out. Essentially, we don’t book runs longer than 3-4 days in a week and our services are simply clerical.

 

Can you elaborate more on what

all you offer?

Sure. Shoot us an introduction below and we promise not to blow up your inbox with a bunch of bullshit. Just the goods.

 

Oh, one more thing!

Do you offer social media services?

Abso-fucking-lutely not (makes awkward eye contact to drive home the response). However, we do have options for tools and assets you can use to be consistent and we will show you how to make less soul sucking. Sorta.